The Shining Writer attempts to break block with an axe. Creates situation that allows serial killer to escape. Decendant of christ reluctantly stops Ben Affleck from destroying universe. A guest star becomes a regular on a sitcom and changes the focus of that program. A ragtag group of renegades and their incompetent leader are brought to justice by military forces. Insane general destroys the world; Hilarity ensues. Psychotic female stalker lures her victim by holding his young son hostage on top of the Empire State Building.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
Woman dumps lover at train station, then he dumps her at an airport. The Lady Vanishes - A mysteriously nigh-indestructible senior citizen routinely evades capture, torture, murder with ease. But all in all this was a great find. Tourists experience local hospitality. Frenchman embarassed by his heritage fakes a British accent and clings to stereotypical British hobbies to fit in. White man beats black man. This was absolutely hilarious yet accurate.
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French involvement suspected during quashing of illegal secession movement. Double entendres are two entendres in one! Kings - Monarch turns his back on his god, wonders why bad things happen to him, attempts to repress his divinely-selected competition. Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance. Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
Alton Ars Praefectus Registered: Guy has sex with girl, girl gets killed, guy kills everyone, Frodo gets choped up and fed to a wolf. Brain damage brings lovers together. Independence Day — Nationalistic war-mongers destroy advanced alien species by hacking their wireless network with a MacBook. High-school football star helps geek friends deal with bullies.